MOOO

Paper cuts - the bane of my existence. 

Hey poppies. So I've begun that thing that I do where I go on a Facebook strike. Therefore, anybody who manages to read this unadvertised blog post is a gun. 

By all means readers - exploit this little space for all its worth. 

I say I'm doing it to focus on study which is such a lie because when I'm not facebooking, I'm eating. 

No, its for that reason that can't be named - its an omen, much like Voldemort. 

I promise I'll blog about it when I'm ready. 

Over the weekend I drove my sorry ass all the way to Bendigo with my mate (who shall be dubbed 

D-dawg for privacy purposes) for the almighty GROOVIN' THE MOOO. 

We spent the ride laughing and crying at my driving and anticipating our untimely death on the drive back. 

Grain waves and attempts to check-into 'le sticks' made the time fly. 

And whats a road trip without a sum sique beatz brah? 

I managed to get around to San Cisco, The Maccabees (who didn't play Toothpaste Kisses goddang), Matt Corby, a little of Mutemath, Ball park music, City and Colour, Kimbra (feggin amazing), Hilltop Hoods from a distance and a little of this and that. HOWEVER. THEEE HIGHLIGHT OF MY NIGHT - Kaiser Chiefs were absolutely crazy AND to top it off... I CAUGHT (fought off two biyatchez for) THE DRUMSTICK. YES. YES I DID. And then ran back to my car holding onto it with dear life like Charlie and the golden ticket to the beats of Pogo during Digitalism. 

Im pretty sure I was high on Groovin' juice. 

I managed to stay awake for the drive back and then go to work at 9.45 the next morning and run a sique birthday party for the kids. 

Thank you, please hold the applause, you're too kind. 

I'm going to watch some Mad Men and eat chestnuts by an open ..... 

gas heater. 

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L) 

I put the ASS in MASSIVE.

GAMARDJOBA!

I went shopping on my break at work today and you know that moment when you find a pair of jeans that hug your ass perfectly and make you look like a juicy Mirana Kerr?
Yeah. Well I've never had one of those, but I've lost a little cushioning on my everywheres so I needed a pair of pants that fit properly and I found some! Joy!

I've worked open- close over this weekend and I am offically beared out! Today a 13 year old gave me the eyebrows at work and I felt like whipping out my Working with Children's card and being like BACK AWAY little man!

My birthdays just over a month away and I think I should get off my lazy derriere and plan something. As always it falls in the middle of exams so I'll have to push it forward a week or two....boooooo.

Well watch this space for party plans! I've found a lot of ideas on Pinterest so I'm excited to get my DIY onnnn.

Keeping you posted my pretty little lemon drops - Joanne (L)

Fresher start.

SALUTON!

I haven't done a decent blog in a while and so I feel a little out of place. 

But I feel like I'm turning a leaf on a new chapter in my life. Not saying this chapter is going to be easy or fun but bear with me as I try to make it so. 

With any new chapter, there needs to be a commemoration of its beginnings and this is sort of it. I've bought some new clothes and given my hair a trim. I've also gotten another piercing. I'm sure you're imagining I look a little like this...

But i really still look a lot like this...

I know a lot of other bloggers like to delve into their personal life, but with the exception of my last post, I like to keep a happy vibe in my blogs. And as of late, life has not been happy. If there were ever a place to avoid reality it would be here, so I ask that you be patient with me.

Lately I've been hooked on this site called Pinterest. Its like a picture blog but much easier to maintain - hence why I've paid it so much more attention than this poor little withering piece of cyber-junk. 

I hope your're not offended that I just called this cyber-junk. 

And these are what my nails look like now - 

candy floss pink and gold sparkles

and what they looked like over Easter! 

half moons and spring colours :)

Anywhoo. 

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

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Hurt, jealous, pitiful, miserable, ruined, tested, offended, foolish, failed, inferior, broken. 




Fin. 

SEAFOLLY

MINGLARBRA!

I started off the day meeting the Gimp at Seafolly (boy was it his lucky day).

For those who don't know Seafolly is basically the Louis Vuitton of swimwear.

We did a few laps of the shop and I got to choose a gorgeous pair as an early Christmas present so that I could take it on our trip to Rye and for when I go to the Gold Coast in Jan!

Yes I also tried them on ;)

They cost a pretty penny so I'm going to treasure them like my first born child.

But this is pretty much what I looked like.

Gurl look at dat body.

(I was singing that all day while I checked out my own man)

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH

After this we had some lunchies and then met our favourite double datees - Giraffe + Sex Goddess. We then proceeded to get spa/sauna/pool passes at MSAC - Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre at Albert Park.
We waved in the wave pool, ahh'd in the spaaa, and sweated in the sauna.
Amazingly relaxing day!

On a less charming note, the video I posted in my last blog was a scham. Damn kids these days tugging on our vulnerable heart strings!

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

SEXEOSONIC

INICHE!

CHRISTMAS TAIME
(and a very tired looking joanne)

Good evening one and all!

Today was a nice busy day today unlike yesterday when I spent the day wearing in my new denim jacket...in my bed....and whilst making a cake.

le unfinished cake.

I woke up bright and early to open up at work for the first time! I had a manager with me so it wasn't so daunting but I'll have to do it on Friday on my own! Eeeep! Its probably not a big deal for half the world but you see I'm part re-tard (yes there is a hyphen there).

So I'm really scared of keys, money...any thing that hold value really.

Also I took home my Christmas present from Build-a-Bear! They gave us little Eriks from Happy Feet and his bow tie lights up!

I was so excited because we just got these funky drink bottles last year! I will also be celebrating my one year of work there very soon as well!

(I'm such a dag why do you read about my sad sad life).

I've also been getting back into playing me uke. I can't play very much.

I'm trying to master Island in the Sun by Weezer

girl look at dat body.

Well Saturday was a whole lot more exciting than both today and yesterday put together! Yes I jumped on the band wagon and hit the Stereosonic road! I managed to get tickets off Gumtree which i thought were for 180 for two but after a whole lot of hassle and damn debacle I ended up with them for just 50 bucks a piece! I bought them a few months ago as a present to the Gimp (refer to 4.11.11 blog).

To sum it up, I got my hair pulled, groped a few times, witnessed and smelt a truckload of fake tan and got dirty to filthy filthy music. I am also now 12% deafer.
Overall a very super day!

ON THE TUBE

Watched Whats goin on..

The least I can do is raise awareness. (I also love Sia playing in the background).

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

ITS THE MOST. WONDERFUL TIME. OF THE YEAR.

DIA DUIT!

Eric's first front tooth disappearance!

Today I did some of the first Christmas shopping of the year!

Some of you might know that second to my job at Build-a-Bear, I also kind of tutor a class of grade two's at a tuition centre.

Today I bought some goodies to give to the kids for my last lesson next Wednesday as I won't be here the week after because I'll be in RYE WITH MA GURLZ!

Here a preview of my little packs :)

The kids have a thing for Wizz Fizz.

Special shout out to my friend, who I will call Lamb for confidentiality purposes, for walking around with me in search of this stuff. I had mad fun at the Reject shop - I even went as far as to say it was the best place in the universe. Here are a few of my awesome purchases:

Lots of ribbon.

Candy cane stock.

Amazing Babushka doll full of goodies for my manager for her last shift tomorrow :(

Every week at teaching I keep a tally in class of the hardest working student and the grand prize was a Smiggle present! (They also have a thing for Smiggle).

I wanted the Christmas tree up by today but I think I want a new one for this year - something a bit more stylish and chic!

Other than that our garden continues to blossom more and more beautiful fauna.

Don't they look fake!?

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

P.S the font changing is still not working its giving me the irrates.