NOOO BRUNNOOO

HALAW!

Ello ello. Yes i've been lazy with the blogs. Sorrayyyy.

Today I went to Fi's house were she hosted her very first BFG meeting. WELL DONE MY LOVE! It involved lots of cupcakes and He's Just not that into you.

I just finished watching boy int he striped pyjamas. It was 100 times better and sadder than the book. Whoever invented tissues must have worked hand in hand with the director.


Thats all i have to say for today. I really should work on my artwork.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

DO WE HAVE TIME FOR A MOVIE MONTAGE?

Feele bahic!

Sunday morning rain is pourin'

My BRUTHAS. Pretty eventful days.

Yesterday - Duy and I took the long commute to Ana banana's joint and joined her and her lovely friend Lalaine in a little musical festival of our own. Yes that involved me eating sausage rolls, recording the talented people and making some noise myself.

Today - The furious five adjourned to Sun Theatre to see 500 Days of Summer which was a beautiful movie aesthetically, but the plot was an emotional roller coaster - just how I like it.
We then went to town to get some disposable cameras and pancake mix. YUMMO.

Then it was back to Claude's to devour a good pocket full of money's worth.

AND THEN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT AFTER THAT, my sister came to pick me up to see Inglourious Basterds which was GORY AND AWESUM SAUCE UM. No I did NOT spell that wrong like I do everything else!

Getting lazy with the format of the blogs as you can tell.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Rain hampster rain

Labas!

Dahahaha

Today was raining. That was a nuisance.


Duy and I took the nephews out to watch G Force. I cannot tell you what it was about because I almost dozed off.

I am exhausted and should study for my practice exam on tuesdi.

TOODLES

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Mother Hen

Gowwa!


Red red wine.

Yesterday I began my gym junkie regime. I'm going to the gym everyday these holidays. I don't care if I'm having a fat day - I'm getting toned for summer. I rode until I felt my gluteus maximus was a gluteus minimus. When the time I set for myself was up Day N Night came on so I said to myself "Hey, jsut stop when the song does". Unfortunately for my thighs the remix went on for longer than expected. The little moments where my hopes were raised, yearning for the song to finish, another set of 8 beats would pound through the speakers, forcing me to pedal closer to my untimely death.


I spent the rest of the day playing online video games with my nephews. They were rather complicated ACTUALLY. Then the rest of the night playing online MAHJONG with Claude and Isabel on the phone. I was complete silents with random spurts of anger -
"WHERES THE FUCKING LITTLE GRANDMA"
"WHY IS THIS GAME SO HARD"
"ALL THE ASIAN WORDS LOOK THE SAME"
"I HATE THE BAMBOO STICKS"
"FUCKING MAHJONG"

Today's gym visit was a little later, around dinner time. You know what the gym is like at dinner time? INFESTED WITH EGO. THAT'S RIGHT. I felt like a baby duck in a Lion's den in my little pink tank top.

I spent the day sleeping on the trampoline, separating my fighting nephews and feeding their bottomless pits. THEY. EAT. SO. MUCH. Eric is currently next to me eating out of a cereal box with a spoon. Yes, bottomless pit.

I've pretty much spent the whole of holidays so far at home, I guess you could say chillaxin'. Its kind of nice being almost alone.

I am currently teaching James to play online Mahjong. He's really getting the hang of it :)
Tomorrow I shall take them to see UP....THREE DIMENSIONAL. I really need to get out of the house.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Sad

Moino!

Finally took out my deb hair :)

Yep I finally took out my deb hair. It took approximately ten minutes. I video taped it for the fun of it. It wasn't pretty. I'm surprised it stayed curly the way it did. It usually straightens out in abut ten minutes.

Today I went to Bo De Trai with Claude in Footscrazy for lunch. Yummo :)

We then journeyed to Savers and posed in matching Christmas shirts.

Claude picked up her cage boots and we came back to mine to watch sex and the city movay.

I then facebooked the shit out of the evening. I'm so sad.


Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

High Society

Moino!
Apalai (Brazil)

9 AM

10 AM

12 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Joanne Tran - A NEW WOMAN. Haha okay tad exaggeration but yesterday I did formally make my appearance to society. It was an absolute delight so let us begin.

9AM - I was all ready to meet my appointment with Anthony's at highpoint to get my hair dooded. I had a girl named Lisa who did a brilliant job with the mess that was my hair. She took less than an hour to put away all that hair I had. THANK YOU!

11 AM - I got to my city Myer on time to get my face painted. I had a beautiful man do my make up and he catered to everything I wanted and more AND he had these brilliant blue eyes too! Yes he was absolutely lovely - everyone at MAC were :) After that I was walking around, having people stare at me like I was a cake face.

12. 30 PM - We picked up Chu, came back to my place and got our gear on after examining the Gollum found in Panama and the snake with one claw.

2.30 PM - We were leaving Zab's place in a Limo. Some highlights of the ride included breaking a champagne glass and fixing my Hollywood tape which was a bitch to me all night.

I didn't stack it all night which was fantastic! I remembered my steps and everything! I found it really difficult going to the toilet though. I had to back into the cubical like a truck.

After a night of photos and blisters we retreated to Claud's place where cranberry ocktails and Ace Ventura waited for us :)

Thanks everyone for coming and being the best guests EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

AYE AYE CAP'IN

God dæg!

Debutante BEFORE.

HAPPY FIFTIETH BLOG :)

TOMORROW IS THE ST. ALOYSIUS DEBUTANTE AND THE FIFTH DEBUTANTE HAS JUST SOILED HERSELF.

Yes my friends tomorrow is the debutante, and I am unsure as to whether or not I will fall down the stairs or smudge my makeup. Toughie that one is.

I am currently using Mummia's foot spa :) I vibrates and makes the water hot. I am doing this so that my feet won't totally hate me for torturing them tomorrow.

Today was mercy day at school and what a beautiful day it was :) The sun was out, everyone was smiling - it was just fantastic. We had this rock eisteddfod as part of a new tradition but we didn't even win :( We were so good too! We had this Halloween theme, the tens danced to the monster mash, the elevens to ghostbusters and the twelves to the time warp! Damn judges.

At the end of the day they announced the position of the 2010 school captain. Well the announcement was a pleasant surprise for which I greatly thank the student body :)

I won't let you down girls :)
Keeping you posted - College Captain '10


P.S. CARN' THE DOGGIEEESSS