afternoon delight

BAREV!

Boys, girls... hermaphrodites. I apologise sincerely. I have not blogged for a really relly really long time and this is a consequence of my fat ass and my inability to get up from it. ALSO my laptop's wireless detector majigo hasn't been working soooo I've been wroking off the computer.

Over the past few weeks I did a few things. Yes. As one would...on their holidays.

I have taken photos which is the only thing sparking my memory sooo I'll work off them.

There was this one time...at band camp! NOOO so kidding. Hahaha oh Jo you funny thing.

No um I spent the day with my parental figures Andrew and Jay (for those you don't get my crappy humour they're no where near my parents theyre just friends) and I attempted to corn row Andrews hair :)

Another day Zab, Thidge, Khoa and myself found our way to Minus 18,

an awesome little festival for gay teens and we got to make badges and runaway from drag queens ETTTCCC. I loved that (L)

Last night I made some Peppermint Candycane icecream :) I used the gorgeous flip book that Jess got me for CHistmas which teaches one the art of making ice-cream. It turned out better than i expected! Its really yummy :) (as you can seeeeee)

YUMMMERRR

I had a killer session at the gym. Sweat-dripping-off-my-face kind of work out.

also went to State Library today and got a little homework done like the good girl I am!

"GO SKEWL!"

I really enjoy going by myself. After a good two hours or so of homework I treat myself to a Latte and a slice of banana loaf (i always have to spell out banana to see how many 'ana' s i need)

I'm not the coffee type but how could you go to starbucks and not get a coffee?

Its like going to Maccas and asking for a water (which i actually do).

Son, Nam and Fi are comin' over tomorrow to jam. SHALL BE FOOON :D

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

ON THE TUBE

Cover of Love Sex Magic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZF5Td0dJrI

Sittin' on tha toilet (L)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

Super Mario Pencil Beatbox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyc7lWppIxM

"Me You and I"...."thats just bad english"

hey guys just and informal blog but I have to tell you about my bizarre dream.

Last night I really couldn't get to sleep. The iced latte and apple was most likely to blame for this


*fact - apples contain more caffeine than a cup of coffee.

So i tried rubbing my temples which I've never found that soothing but tried anyway. That didn't make me fall asleep but when I finally did i dreamt that I was a middle aged, tall, skinny, brunette man in a white shirt staring standing a distance away from a short buff bald man and next to the woman who i guess was my partner. I must have done something bad because I told the guy to shoot me and get it over and done with.
He shot me in the temple and i fell to the floor, not feeling much pain, waiting to die...but I just didn't. I didn't die! Thats not even the end of it.


I sat up and little and asked him to shoot me again. He shot me three times in the same spot and i could feel the bullets lodged in my head, but still wouldn't die. I felt like the cow in Me myself and Irene. I slowly woke up with a wtf face on.

I wasn't sure whether to cry or laugh. I don't often have bad dreams eer since I bought my dream catcher in primary school. I'm always intruiged by dreams. Let me know your thoughts on this.



Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

sexyyy

'O!

HAPPY 80TH BLOG.

I know. I've been horrible. I havn't blogged in ages BUT WHEN DID I EVER PROMISE TO BLOG EVERYDAY HUH? NEVER SO SHOOSH.

Yes tis the New Year and what better way to celebrate then with an poorly made orange grape strawberry and apple smoothie? Its all part of my new regime to get fit and SEXYYY. Kidding - im already sexy.

The past three days I've just been at the gym and lounging around but today I actually got up and went to Aldi to get some greens for my new and improved diet. I'm not doing anything drastic just trying to eat better.

On my way an extremely gross man approached me in his moving vehicle and asked for my number. I smiled and said no thank you. Then he got a bit creepy and drove a block into the next street and asked me if I wanted HIS number. I greased him off behind my sunnies and Jason Mraz hat and picked up the pace. GROSSSS.

Its been perv central everywhere I go. The gym, the supermarket - when will middle aged men realise that calling me "sweetie" only highlights the fact that they're pedophiles.


For christmas my sister got me a lovely digital camera which I've taken full advantage of. I got myself a 4G memory stick which will fill in no time :) Its so I can snap moments of my last year at high school but I've found other uses for it :) Here are some shots I've gotten.

BFG at the Christmas Party

A firefly on new years night :)

Thidge and I at the Christmas BBQ

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

PS. Happy belated Christmas and New Year :) AND birthday to my gorgeous sis Lan

D&M

AHALAN!

Here with a new and improved blog. Less blabbing more camer-ar-ing....:|

Ive done way too much the past few days. Please don't force me to re-enact them.

Today I woke up with a bit of a cloudy head due to the odd sparkling last night. I flew to the doctors and got my stitches out. YOUCH.

Thennn I met Julie Jill Fi and Zab to spend a day D&M ing on various splotches of grass in the CBD. Here we go.

Faith hurts.

Zab - "WTF. WHY AM I SO BLACK."

Hello me lady.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Yo no snow

DAD'ATAY!

Gotchya nose!

Christmas dinner was...dysfunctional as per usual :)

Yes it was early but mumma and papa are leaving for Adelaide in a few days.

I worked from 9-5 like superwoman. I was on my feet all day! Including our girls night out to Highpoint's 24 hour bullcrap.

There were so many people the floor was beating. My sisters and I mainly spent the night searching for mum who liked to wander off and not answer her phone.

I bought myself a smoothie :)

My stitches are healing well...that doesn't really make sense but yes :)


I'm learning Empire state of mind on keyboard :) Its not a pretty sight.
ON THE TUBE
SO EXCITED
http://www.youtube.com/user/potatojoanne#p/a/f/0/XKQ5yRFkBnE

R.I.P BRIT :(

Uptown Girls - Molly Smiles (Jesse Spencer , Brittany Murphy)

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Sweet sweet Can Can

BOSO!!!

NO PICTURE TODAY I LOOK LIKE A TURD.

Sooo kiddos.

Today I awoke bright and early because I had something to do today and I knew dad would let me do it :)

First I took the car to spotlight to buy a new zip for my jibby shorts that broke :( Then I drove the way to sunny Williamstown to Claude's humble home to make humble lunches. Yeah we ruffled up her kitchen with Emma and made some try hard, really good bruschettas. For desert, we made sweet sweet cupcakes to sweet sweet music and consumed more caster sugar and berries then any young girl should. We continuously made our own successful concoctions which was AWESOME SAUCE.

Then we did some FaceStalking and I braided their hair.

Later that evening Mumma and I went to a two dollar shop in Footscrazy and I got some suspenders and sunnies. They're so fun, there will surely be Summer photos with them :)

AFTER THAT we went to Grandmas and I picked up some of my favourite Asian cakes and watched FIRST WIVES CLUB.

I came home and mum washed my hair so I wouldn't get my band-aid wet (she was so violent, no one hire her for hairdressing) and whilst this occurred I received four mozzie bites. FUCK YOU BITCHEZZZZ.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

IF YOU WANNA TAKE A RIDE WIT ME.

MOGETHIN!


If you wanna go and take a ride wit me,
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? hey, must be the money!

Sorry, really unflattering photo.

DUUUDEEESSS

I know I haven't blogged in agess and I'm sorry but I seriosuly can't remember the things I've done the past few days. But I did go to Isabel's yesterday and watched Alice in Wonderland inside, away from the ridiculous heat. I also spilled a jug of water on myself and in doing so, wet my phone and laptop - EXTREMELY VITAL CONTRAPTIONS IN MY EVERYDAY LIFE. But it was pleasantly refreshing.

Today I was restricted to the confinements of my humble home, assign at 0700 hours the job of babysitting. Yes I spent a good seven hours with Eric. We got a whole lot done, including running around in high heels. MOVE OVER BEYONCE.









We also managed to get some cleaning done as masha and fasha had guests over.

I also got two of my moles removed today. The anesthetic hurt like a B-WORRRD and trust me, I've had a hellavulotta needles in my life (I don't mean to sound like a druggo, just pulling out teeth, vaccines etc...). Its actually starting to wear off and I'm feeling those stitches. Mhmm.

After that I don't think I'll be removing the one on my nose. It would hurt way too much. I now have a bandage on my eyebrow and feeling a deep connection with Nelly.

My sister said I shouldn't have seafood because it makes your skin swell and scarring would be worse, grandma said don't have soy sauce or lemon (no reason, shes old and asian - its gotta be true).
Tonight for dinner I had fish with lemon dressing and a side of soy sauce. I lasted about an hour.

If you haven't yet read the synopsis for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. Its great!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/synopsis

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)