Friday, December 31, 2010

Everybody blanks Joanne


BHUTAN!

Jussttt Kiddin'


Theres this epidsode of Everybody Loves Raymond in which, ironically, a man doesn't like him.
I know this doesn't sound like a promisingly entertaining blog because no one really watches ELR anymore cos its Gossip Girl this and Vampire Diaries that, but I'm attempting to seek a source of comfort from this episode.

See, Raymond is so used to people enjoying his company that he can't stand it when someone decides that he's a douche.

If I were to choose the single most hated trait of my own it would be caring about what others thought of me. I'm not as pedantic and paranoid as I used to be, trying to control everyone's opinion of me, but I'll admit, it still stings when you come to find that someone doesn't like you all that much for no apparent reason.

Last year made me a much happier person than I've ever been but even with my new found outlook on everything, I still turn red at the thought that someone just doesn't like me.

In the episode where Raymond spends his time trying to win the respect of this man, he is eventually saved by his brother who defends the bejesus out of him. I just hope that if my friends were ever in a situation where they could, they'd defend me too.

Some traits die hard, well at least harder than others. BUT i suppose the new year is an oppurtunity to turn over a new leaf and work at it.


"ON THE TUBE"




Keeping you posted and happy new year - Joanne (L)


Sunday, December 12, 2010

CHRISTMUKKAHS HERE

Joyeux Noël !


Most supportive sister ever!



To all my beautiful year 12's, we've finally seen the light to the long-ass tunnel. Though for some the light may not have been as bright as you had anticipated, it is still an accomplishment that no one can take away from you.


To the poor asian kids like me whose parents will never be satisfied, im here for ya brutha.
I at least have beautiful sisters that support me.

Yesterday I hosted my first Christmukkah dinner! On the menu - Bruschetta, Chicken Roast, Lemon Meringue and lots more. Good food, good people and boy did we bring tidings. (Photos will be up next blog!)

I hope you've all gotten well and truly into the festive season. If not then... HURRY THE $%#@ UP.

Good luck to everyone arranging and rearranging your preferences. Keep your hopes up and think.... What would Jebus Do.


Happy holidays - Joanne (L)


Thursday, December 2, 2010

Happy Christmukkah!

Align Center

FROHE WEIHNACHTEN!

Merry Christmas says the German.

So I'm sitting here in my uniform for the last time, trying not to crinkle it.
Its graduation tonight and i'm sweating like pedo around a little girl.

Soppy moments aside, ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!
And i havn't found an advent calandar yet. I've looked very hard but nothing seems christmas worthy. But i look on the brightside and tell myself that it just means I can have the chocolates from the days I've missed. BONUS!

I went nuts shopping for christmas decorations. I even bought a little santa outfit for Champagne bottles. Ridiculously cute.

Well I better go stick the old badges onto the blazer. Heres a suggestion from yours truly: change your bed sheets, take a long shower and hop in with a sudoku with a christmas album playing in the background. Best sleep you'll ever have.
Be Merry.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)


Monday, November 15, 2010

VOODOO


CHAMORRO!



Making these annoying sashes.


So the formals on Friday and I really need to get me some heels.
I'm currently making sashes for it that go to the best couple, best dressed annddd ect.
Its hard work. They better love it.

Now excuse me while I set up the fire for our book burning and voodoo dancing night.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Saturday, November 13, 2010

DEATH BY EXAMS


HOPI!


ALL of my VCE exam cards :)



Hello hello!
Guess whos back from academic hell!
Yes I can say that I have completed 13 years of education and I can officially do what I like (given my asian dad approves).

I'm not quite sure who reads my posts anymore considering tumblr is the new place to be with its missing vowel and shiz BUT nonetheless I will continue to provide you with my incessant rambles throughout this summer :)

Sooooooo my holidays have begun and all I've really done is watch what I eat, go to the gym and youtubbbbbbeeeee. I've come to realise that the harder you try not to think about food the more difficult it gets. So don't do what I'm doing unless you have a formal coming up, for which I have two!

There was a strange lack of pedos at my gym today and a surprisingly good sprout of sexy asian body builders 8) I ain't complainin'.

I've just been trying to learn some stuff on the ukulele so I can whip it out at the beach and show everyone how skilled I am in the uke-ing department.

HEEEEERES; ON THE TUBE!

2:00
I CRIED. I CRIED.

4:11
Rihanna - Only Girl (In The World)

I WANT TO BE IN THIS FILM CLIP

3:37
Maybe - Ingrid Michaelson (cover)

This girl is going to make it big!

3:31

Everything by Pogo is worth watching.


Speaking of youtube, Nam and I have a new video so go check that out if you wish. Just mucking about as per usual :)


Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Sunday, October 3, 2010

what you gonna do next put yoghurt on it?

JAMBO!

Here fishy


I'm sittin' here having passion fruit yoghurt and fishing my teeth for remnants of pips. Good past time.

I studying for my art sac but yoghurt's so much better. If you can tell me where the quote in my title is from without cheating I will share my yoghurt with you. Yes.
I won't know if you'll cheat so in advance....I take back my promise to share.

Past few months have been really hectic but I'm ploughing through the paperwork! Its almost over fat lady! You can stop singing in two months!

Some highlights of the past few months;

- Bridgette's Debutante
- Jilly Bean's 18th


- Got a really bad haircut

(as if I'd take a photo of this)

- Got me some glasses! (Really light pointless ones for school)


mmm.. flattering

- and year 12's whooped my big ass.
(no photo available)


ON THE TUBE

The Allergy

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Exaggerated description of my life in order to make up for the lack of entertainment provided on this blog since entering year 12.

Heyhello.


Remember me? I used to blog. Yeah.
So you're thinking "Whhhhhat a slag, she's neglected the cyber-universe".
Nooooo! I still read my emails. Too bad no body does anything via email anymore. Its like emails the new snail mail. Jesus. Well the reason I haven't blogged is because there is nothing to blog about. Seriously. Want to know the schedule?

Wake up.
Put my hair in a convenient bun.
Eat a convenient breakfast.
Get yelled at for being late.
Sus out how gross the common room is today.
Make a tea.
Spend the day trying to stay awake.
Come home.
Eat the house.
Homework.
Bed.

Then the vicious cycle continues. Sometimes, if I'm lucky, I'll shove T.V in there.
I've become unacceptably ugly over the past few months. I have this disgrace of a hair-do, my face is adorned with zits, I've probably gained a scary amount of weight and I have not touched base with the fashion department of my life in a long time. I've found myself repeating outfits...yep...WHAT THE HEY.

So if you see me on the street, give me a little hug if you're not scared of catching fugly.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)