I put the ASS in MASSIVE.

GAMARDJOBA!

I went shopping on my break at work today and you know that moment when you find a pair of jeans that hug your ass perfectly and make you look like a juicy Mirana Kerr?
Yeah. Well I've never had one of those, but I've lost a little cushioning on my everywheres so I needed a pair of pants that fit properly and I found some! Joy!

I've worked open- close over this weekend and I am offically beared out! Today a 13 year old gave me the eyebrows at work and I felt like whipping out my Working with Children's card and being like BACK AWAY little man!

My birthdays just over a month away and I think I should get off my lazy derriere and plan something. As always it falls in the middle of exams so I'll have to push it forward a week or two....boooooo.

Well watch this space for party plans! I've found a lot of ideas on Pinterest so I'm excited to get my DIY onnnn.

Keeping you posted my pretty little lemon drops - Joanne (L)

Fresher start.

SALUTON!

I haven't done a decent blog in a while and so I feel a little out of place. 

But I feel like I'm turning a leaf on a new chapter in my life. Not saying this chapter is going to be easy or fun but bear with me as I try to make it so. 

With any new chapter, there needs to be a commemoration of its beginnings and this is sort of it. I've bought some new clothes and given my hair a trim. I've also gotten another piercing. I'm sure you're imagining I look a little like this...

But i really still look a lot like this...

I know a lot of other bloggers like to delve into their personal life, but with the exception of my last post, I like to keep a happy vibe in my blogs. And as of late, life has not been happy. If there were ever a place to avoid reality it would be here, so I ask that you be patient with me.

Lately I've been hooked on this site called Pinterest. Its like a picture blog but much easier to maintain - hence why I've paid it so much more attention than this poor little withering piece of cyber-junk. 

I hope your're not offended that I just called this cyber-junk. 

And these are what my nails look like now - 

candy floss pink and gold sparkles

and what they looked like over Easter! 

half moons and spring colours :)

Anywhoo. 

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

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Hurt, jealous, pitiful, miserable, ruined, tested, offended, foolish, failed, inferior, broken. 




Fin.