D&M

AHALAN!

Here with a new and improved blog. Less blabbing more camer-ar-ing....:|

Ive done way too much the past few days. Please don't force me to re-enact them.

Today I woke up with a bit of a cloudy head due to the odd sparkling last night. I flew to the doctors and got my stitches out. YOUCH.

Thennn I met Julie Jill Fi and Zab to spend a day D&M ing on various splotches of grass in the CBD. Here we go.

Faith hurts.

Zab - "WTF. WHY AM I SO BLACK."

Hello me lady.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Yo no snow

DAD'ATAY!

Gotchya nose!

Christmas dinner was...dysfunctional as per usual :)

Yes it was early but mumma and papa are leaving for Adelaide in a few days.

I worked from 9-5 like superwoman. I was on my feet all day! Including our girls night out to Highpoint's 24 hour bullcrap.

There were so many people the floor was beating. My sisters and I mainly spent the night searching for mum who liked to wander off and not answer her phone.

I bought myself a smoothie :)

My stitches are healing well...that doesn't really make sense but yes :)


I'm learning Empire state of mind on keyboard :) Its not a pretty sight.
ON THE TUBE
SO EXCITED
http://www.youtube.com/user/potatojoanne#p/a/f/0/XKQ5yRFkBnE

R.I.P BRIT :(

Uptown Girls - Molly Smiles (Jesse Spencer , Brittany Murphy)

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Sweet sweet Can Can

BOSO!!!

NO PICTURE TODAY I LOOK LIKE A TURD.

Sooo kiddos.

Today I awoke bright and early because I had something to do today and I knew dad would let me do it :)

First I took the car to spotlight to buy a new zip for my jibby shorts that broke :( Then I drove the way to sunny Williamstown to Claude's humble home to make humble lunches. Yeah we ruffled up her kitchen with Emma and made some try hard, really good bruschettas. For desert, we made sweet sweet cupcakes to sweet sweet music and consumed more caster sugar and berries then any young girl should. We continuously made our own successful concoctions which was AWESOME SAUCE.

Then we did some FaceStalking and I braided their hair.

Later that evening Mumma and I went to a two dollar shop in Footscrazy and I got some suspenders and sunnies. They're so fun, there will surely be Summer photos with them :)

AFTER THAT we went to Grandmas and I picked up some of my favourite Asian cakes and watched FIRST WIVES CLUB.

I came home and mum washed my hair so I wouldn't get my band-aid wet (she was so violent, no one hire her for hairdressing) and whilst this occurred I received four mozzie bites. FUCK YOU BITCHEZZZZ.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

IF YOU WANNA TAKE A RIDE WIT ME.

MOGETHIN!


If you wanna go and take a ride wit me,
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? hey, must be the money!

Sorry, really unflattering photo.

DUUUDEEESSS

I know I haven't blogged in agess and I'm sorry but I seriosuly can't remember the things I've done the past few days. But I did go to Isabel's yesterday and watched Alice in Wonderland inside, away from the ridiculous heat. I also spilled a jug of water on myself and in doing so, wet my phone and laptop - EXTREMELY VITAL CONTRAPTIONS IN MY EVERYDAY LIFE. But it was pleasantly refreshing.

Today I was restricted to the confinements of my humble home, assign at 0700 hours the job of babysitting. Yes I spent a good seven hours with Eric. We got a whole lot done, including running around in high heels. MOVE OVER BEYONCE.









We also managed to get some cleaning done as masha and fasha had guests over.

I also got two of my moles removed today. The anesthetic hurt like a B-WORRRD and trust me, I've had a hellavulotta needles in my life (I don't mean to sound like a druggo, just pulling out teeth, vaccines etc...). Its actually starting to wear off and I'm feeling those stitches. Mhmm.

After that I don't think I'll be removing the one on my nose. It would hurt way too much. I now have a bandage on my eyebrow and feeling a deep connection with Nelly.

My sister said I shouldn't have seafood because it makes your skin swell and scarring would be worse, grandma said don't have soy sauce or lemon (no reason, shes old and asian - its gotta be true).
Tonight for dinner I had fish with lemon dressing and a side of soy sauce. I lasted about an hour.

If you haven't yet read the synopsis for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. Its great!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/synopsis

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Moleh moleh moleh

FASAPSHI!

I look really scruffy I know but may I introduce my freckle turned mole.

Today I met with my new doctor so he could check out my moles and see what was goin' on :D
I had to wait a while but it was worth it because he's the best doctor I've ever had!
He sat down and explained to me about my layers of skin and pigments etc.
Annndd they were harmless but I might get rid of a few but I did encounter one dilemma-
DO I REMOVE THE ONE ON MY NOSE?
Yes its my trademark, buuutt it will most likely increase in size.
So what do I do?
Do I lose a part of my identity or allow the it to possibly take over my face?


Let me know what you think guys. Would be much appreciated :)


Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Coveralls that don't quite coverall.

XLA TA!


Hm, I look like a bung eyed, country bumpkin with an unhealthy tan.

Yiggidy yo (:
Today I was on a top secret mission so I really cannot reveal its contents until later. But it ruined my nail polish so that upset me. For this reason, I have attempted having naked nails. Ahuh! Feels a little weird to be honest.

Well I've currently been obsessed with oranges. I peel an orange every night but knowing me, and my experimental ways, I've tried something new! I put the orange in the freezer for about an hour or so and then eat it. It has more zing and a lovely cool treat TEEHEE

I have this subscription for CLEO magazine and amongst the pages filled with keotards and Emma Watson, I found a piece of nonsense that made me laugh at the damn world we've become.


A Swiss company has just released a cheeseburger-in-a-can. Each tin has a beef patty, lettuce, cheese and a bun inside it- simply boil the can for 10 minutes and then tip the questionable burger onto your plate.

DOUBLE U TEE HAYTCH.

I may be getting some of my moles removed tomorrow. I feel like I'm going to lose a part of my soul :( I'll take some pictures of them before they leave me :(

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Mmmmmsac :)

APA KAREBA!

Rah rah rah mah mah

Howdy boysss.
So today I woke up bright and early and made dad take me to McDonald's for some hotcakes. I haven't had them in a really really long time and I thought I'd get a case of nostalgia eating them but they simply made me feel funny in my tummy. I did some secret work this morning. Its contents will be revealed later :) *shifty emoticon*

Thhheeennnn I joined Lisa, Fi, Cherz, Zab and Julie on a trip to the Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre also known as MSAC or as Lisa likes to call it MballSAC TEEHEE.
The waves defeated our hippy circle in the water as we held hands. We also got kicked out of the outdoor pool for trying to take the noodles and the baby pool for not being babies. Like what was that man?

Floating in water made us all super hungry so we took a trip to Nando's and became Portugese for about an hour. After this Lisa illegally refilled our Subway drink and we sunbaked at state.

I came home and totally zonked out then had some desert before beginning dinner. I might go have some desert again just to be satisfied.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

ON THE TUBE:

abba - s.o.s. (cover)

Lady Gaga Medley
Check it :D

Meatballs

OLA!

So yesterday was a little busy. I woke up and went to the gym then took a swift drive to St. Albans, leaving poor Duy waiting at Highpoint. We caught the 3D session of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - DAMN GOOD MOVIE. It was so funny! It was my kind of humour...which really isn't much to measure against :S

How could you not love a face like this.

Yesterday night was the St. Aloysius awards night and it was just super. Really damn super. If a sarcastic meter was placed against this blog, it would be exploding. It became a little boring, especially after the flavour of my gum ended, damn Extra, shoulda gone with 5. But I did get to say goodbye to some of my favourite teachers who were leaving :( Don't you just hate that!

Mummia and Papa after the ceremony with my bling :D

AFTERWARDS, Fi, Mum & Dad and I went to the Maccas across the road and apparently we weren't the only ones with that idea! A whole lot of St. Als girls rocked up with their families so it was like one big after party :)

ANYWAYS.

So today I slept in for longer than usual. I have no idea what time I got up, like when does video hits begin? I woke up and moved from my bed to my parents bed - much fun :)

I just lounged around all day and cleaned out my wardrobe - the first step to cleaning out my room :S. I paid a visit to the gym again and it was brimming with middle aged men, I was seriously the only female in there. I was like little blind lamb in a cage of ravenous lions. SO KIDDING, lambs aren't blind.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

AM-KNEE-SHAH

BONO DIA!


NEW YORK NEW YORK NEW YORK

Okay guys honestly i thought I'd be able to remember the past few days to blog about but I really can't. In a nutshell I've been working at my sisters work (slave labour) no I'm kidding if youre reading this Lan.

I put up my Christmas tree today! Its just missing the presents which I will get to asap :D I also went over to Duy's and we jammed and watched I love you man. OH THE HILARITY. It was really good. And Duy fed me Ramon noodles because hes afraid of the sun.

I've also just been watching dvds. Some on the list have been:

Angels and Demons - 2.5 - quite shit considering the book was great
Ghost town - 4 - I loovveedd this movie. Good life movie really. And very funny.

I love you man - 3.5 - Funny stuff man. I never get tired of Jamaican accents

UP - 4 - Really gorgeous film. I loved Kevin!

The Other Boleyn Girl - 2 - wasn't so good but it was probably the only movie in which I tolerated Scarlet Johanson

Yes other than that I've been in a out of school making speeches. Its crazy! But I've really gotten used to them, I'm not as nervous anymore. I also got to meet some of the new year 7's. They're really cute :D I could spot out the future gansta azns and the jocks. It was good :)

On the tube:
iheartradio: Alicia Keys "Empire State of Mind, Part II" (live)
LOVE IT.


Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)