D&M

AHALAN!

Here with a new and improved blog. Less blabbing more camer-ar-ing....:|

Ive done way too much the past few days. Please don't force me to re-enact them.

Today I woke up with a bit of a cloudy head due to the odd sparkling last night. I flew to the doctors and got my stitches out. YOUCH.

Thennn I met Julie Jill Fi and Zab to spend a day D&M ing on various splotches of grass in the CBD. Here we go.

Faith hurts.

Zab - "WTF. WHY AM I SO BLACK."

Hello me lady.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Yo no snow

DAD'ATAY!

Gotchya nose!

Christmas dinner was...dysfunctional as per usual :)

Yes it was early but mumma and papa are leaving for Adelaide in a few days.

I worked from 9-5 like superwoman. I was on my feet all day! Including our girls night out to Highpoint's 24 hour bullcrap.

There were so many people the floor was beating. My sisters and I mainly spent the night searching for mum who liked to wander off and not answer her phone.

I bought myself a smoothie :)

My stitches are healing well...that doesn't really make sense but yes :)


I'm learning Empire state of mind on keyboard :) Its not a pretty sight.
ON THE TUBE
SO EXCITED
http://www.youtube.com/user/potatojoanne#p/a/f/0/XKQ5yRFkBnE

R.I.P BRIT :(

Uptown Girls - Molly Smiles (Jesse Spencer , Brittany Murphy)

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Sweet sweet Can Can

BOSO!!!

NO PICTURE TODAY I LOOK LIKE A TURD.

Sooo kiddos.

Today I awoke bright and early because I had something to do today and I knew dad would let me do it :)

First I took the car to spotlight to buy a new zip for my jibby shorts that broke :( Then I drove the way to sunny Williamstown to Claude's humble home to make humble lunches. Yeah we ruffled up her kitchen with Emma and made some try hard, really good bruschettas. For desert, we made sweet sweet cupcakes to sweet sweet music and consumed more caster sugar and berries then any young girl should. We continuously made our own successful concoctions which was AWESOME SAUCE.

Then we did some FaceStalking and I braided their hair.

Later that evening Mumma and I went to a two dollar shop in Footscrazy and I got some suspenders and sunnies. They're so fun, there will surely be Summer photos with them :)

AFTER THAT we went to Grandmas and I picked up some of my favourite Asian cakes and watched FIRST WIVES CLUB.

I came home and mum washed my hair so I wouldn't get my band-aid wet (she was so violent, no one hire her for hairdressing) and whilst this occurred I received four mozzie bites. FUCK YOU BITCHEZZZZ.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

IF YOU WANNA TAKE A RIDE WIT ME.

MOGETHIN!


If you wanna go and take a ride wit me,
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? hey, must be the money!

Sorry, really unflattering photo.

DUUUDEEESSS

I know I haven't blogged in agess and I'm sorry but I seriosuly can't remember the things I've done the past few days. But I did go to Isabel's yesterday and watched Alice in Wonderland inside, away from the ridiculous heat. I also spilled a jug of water on myself and in doing so, wet my phone and laptop - EXTREMELY VITAL CONTRAPTIONS IN MY EVERYDAY LIFE. But it was pleasantly refreshing.

Today I was restricted to the confinements of my humble home, assign at 0700 hours the job of babysitting. Yes I spent a good seven hours with Eric. We got a whole lot done, including running around in high heels. MOVE OVER BEYONCE.









We also managed to get some cleaning done as masha and fasha had guests over.

I also got two of my moles removed today. The anesthetic hurt like a B-WORRRD and trust me, I've had a hellavulotta needles in my life (I don't mean to sound like a druggo, just pulling out teeth, vaccines etc...). Its actually starting to wear off and I'm feeling those stitches. Mhmm.

After that I don't think I'll be removing the one on my nose. It would hurt way too much. I now have a bandage on my eyebrow and feeling a deep connection with Nelly.

My sister said I shouldn't have seafood because it makes your skin swell and scarring would be worse, grandma said don't have soy sauce or lemon (no reason, shes old and asian - its gotta be true).
Tonight for dinner I had fish with lemon dressing and a side of soy sauce. I lasted about an hour.

If you haven't yet read the synopsis for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. Its great!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/synopsis

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Moleh moleh moleh

FASAPSHI!

I look really scruffy I know but may I introduce my freckle turned mole.

Today I met with my new doctor so he could check out my moles and see what was goin' on :D
I had to wait a while but it was worth it because he's the best doctor I've ever had!
He sat down and explained to me about my layers of skin and pigments etc.
Annndd they were harmless but I might get rid of a few but I did encounter one dilemma-
DO I REMOVE THE ONE ON MY NOSE?
Yes its my trademark, buuutt it will most likely increase in size.
So what do I do?
Do I lose a part of my identity or allow the it to possibly take over my face?


Let me know what you think guys. Would be much appreciated :)


Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Coveralls that don't quite coverall.

XLA TA!


Hm, I look like a bung eyed, country bumpkin with an unhealthy tan.

Yiggidy yo (:
Today I was on a top secret mission so I really cannot reveal its contents until later. But it ruined my nail polish so that upset me. For this reason, I have attempted having naked nails. Ahuh! Feels a little weird to be honest.

Well I've currently been obsessed with oranges. I peel an orange every night but knowing me, and my experimental ways, I've tried something new! I put the orange in the freezer for about an hour or so and then eat it. It has more zing and a lovely cool treat TEEHEE

I have this subscription for CLEO magazine and amongst the pages filled with keotards and Emma Watson, I found a piece of nonsense that made me laugh at the damn world we've become.


A Swiss company has just released a cheeseburger-in-a-can. Each tin has a beef patty, lettuce, cheese and a bun inside it- simply boil the can for 10 minutes and then tip the questionable burger onto your plate.

DOUBLE U TEE HAYTCH.

I may be getting some of my moles removed tomorrow. I feel like I'm going to lose a part of my soul :( I'll take some pictures of them before they leave me :(

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Mmmmmsac :)

APA KAREBA!

Rah rah rah mah mah

Howdy boysss.
So today I woke up bright and early and made dad take me to McDonald's for some hotcakes. I haven't had them in a really really long time and I thought I'd get a case of nostalgia eating them but they simply made me feel funny in my tummy. I did some secret work this morning. Its contents will be revealed later :) *shifty emoticon*

Thhheeennnn I joined Lisa, Fi, Cherz, Zab and Julie on a trip to the Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre also known as MSAC or as Lisa likes to call it MballSAC TEEHEE.
The waves defeated our hippy circle in the water as we held hands. We also got kicked out of the outdoor pool for trying to take the noodles and the baby pool for not being babies. Like what was that man?

Floating in water made us all super hungry so we took a trip to Nando's and became Portugese for about an hour. After this Lisa illegally refilled our Subway drink and we sunbaked at state.

I came home and totally zonked out then had some desert before beginning dinner. I might go have some desert again just to be satisfied.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

ON THE TUBE:

abba - s.o.s. (cover)

Lady Gaga Medley
Check it :D

Meatballs

OLA!

So yesterday was a little busy. I woke up and went to the gym then took a swift drive to St. Albans, leaving poor Duy waiting at Highpoint. We caught the 3D session of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - DAMN GOOD MOVIE. It was so funny! It was my kind of humour...which really isn't much to measure against :S

How could you not love a face like this.

Yesterday night was the St. Aloysius awards night and it was just super. Really damn super. If a sarcastic meter was placed against this blog, it would be exploding. It became a little boring, especially after the flavour of my gum ended, damn Extra, shoulda gone with 5. But I did get to say goodbye to some of my favourite teachers who were leaving :( Don't you just hate that!

Mummia and Papa after the ceremony with my bling :D

AFTERWARDS, Fi, Mum & Dad and I went to the Maccas across the road and apparently we weren't the only ones with that idea! A whole lot of St. Als girls rocked up with their families so it was like one big after party :)

ANYWAYS.

So today I slept in for longer than usual. I have no idea what time I got up, like when does video hits begin? I woke up and moved from my bed to my parents bed - much fun :)

I just lounged around all day and cleaned out my wardrobe - the first step to cleaning out my room :S. I paid a visit to the gym again and it was brimming with middle aged men, I was seriously the only female in there. I was like little blind lamb in a cage of ravenous lions. SO KIDDING, lambs aren't blind.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

AM-KNEE-SHAH

BONO DIA!


NEW YORK NEW YORK NEW YORK

Okay guys honestly i thought I'd be able to remember the past few days to blog about but I really can't. In a nutshell I've been working at my sisters work (slave labour) no I'm kidding if youre reading this Lan.

I put up my Christmas tree today! Its just missing the presents which I will get to asap :D I also went over to Duy's and we jammed and watched I love you man. OH THE HILARITY. It was really good. And Duy fed me Ramon noodles because hes afraid of the sun.

I've also just been watching dvds. Some on the list have been:

Angels and Demons - 2.5 - quite shit considering the book was great
Ghost town - 4 - I loovveedd this movie. Good life movie really. And very funny.

I love you man - 3.5 - Funny stuff man. I never get tired of Jamaican accents

UP - 4 - Really gorgeous film. I loved Kevin!

The Other Boleyn Girl - 2 - wasn't so good but it was probably the only movie in which I tolerated Scarlet Johanson

Yes other than that I've been in a out of school making speeches. Its crazy! But I've really gotten used to them, I'm not as nervous anymore. I also got to meet some of the new year 7's. They're really cute :D I could spot out the future gansta azns and the jocks. It was good :)

On the tube:
iheartradio: Alicia Keys "Empire State of Mind, Part II" (live)
LOVE IT.


Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Houses better than mine.

WALIKI!


Oh. My. God. Its PROM TIME.

HAPPY 70TH BLOG!
Sorry I havn't been blogging, I've been capped and busy as fudgestickles. So I'll blog about the first fews days. I had WILD WEEKEND ;D...well wild compared to my Friday nights at home with Coles ice-cream, Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray :$

So Friday was a super day. I barely remember but I went to school to collect my artwork and then OH I WENT TO A NEW DENTIST!!! Yeah and he was pretty babe :) But his assistant was catty as! She wouldn't let him test a buck wing or something on my teeth. PSHHHH She wants him bad I tell you. I'm probably just trying to make my life much more exciting than it really is. Well after this I took my nephew to the city to meet Claud and Taylor up for a dress for the formal and to send Claud off to Apollo Bay for the w/e. THENNN I came home and got ready to go.

Jen and PT picked me up to go to Jules' awesome crib before we took off. I'll skip the cab trouble story because it was indeed trouble. But we eventually got there and we danced, ate, danced, ate, sung, danced, ate, and Lee said I danced like a muzza. Compliment? You tell me. OVERALL, the boys had had better formals but they themselves make it the best :) NAWW.
After more cab trouble we ajourned to PT's house and I ate noodles that wasn't even mine :| Disease here we come. My sister picked me up and I SLEPT OVA.

Yes she made me and extremely "comfortable" make-shift home on her floor. THANKS LAN. I woke up and made a bad croissant and ate half a honey joy. NUTRITIOUS DELICIOUS.

THENNNNNNN That night I went to Laura's HAWAIIAN 18th (never know how to spell that!). BOY OH BOY DID SHE HAVE A HOME. It was like the Next Top Model's Home with a Foyer and a theatre room AND A HAND DRYER IN THE BATHROOM. Yes you wish I was me, better yet you wish you were her.

I hogged the Karaoke machine and danced the night away. There were these awesome jelly things in oranges (as below).
So that was the weekend and I'll blog about the rest tomorrow. This has gotten way too long. So i'll leave you with some great pictors :D

Eric helped me to get ready :)


Claude let me borrow her dressss

We got 'layed'- aye aye :D


THE JELLY THINGS :)

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Day of pain.

YAA!

Scared? YEAH YOU SHOULD BE.
It just me sky diving on mum and dad's bed.

Hey noodles. So today came down to two things - eating and hurting. I began the day running around the house trying to print off a consent form to donate blood but turns out, after waiting for all this loading with my capped net, turns out Victorians don't need parental consent anymore! THANKS FOR THE EARLY NOTICE BOYS. So I ran out of the house in my Ferragamo's - little black pumps I wear everywhere, unaware that they would CAUSE ME HELL FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

After a difficult and extra painful time at the blood donors (they took ages to locate one of my little veins) I met up with Nam and spent a pointless day searching for random articles of clothing associated with Formals :) Yep, what we accomplished was finishing a bowl of Jumbo Nandos chips and even that was painful (you know how i feel about wasting food so we ate the whole thing :( ).

My feet caned all day and I have no idea why, it was like breaking in new shoes.

On my way home I tried to take off my bandage but the cotton stuck to the new scab on my arm and it really effing hurt so I had to walk home with an overloaded tummy, sore sore feet and an untouchable arm. FUCK YOUYOYUOYUYOUYOYU. Yeah day of pain really.

Then grandma came over with my favourite asian cakes and I was like HEOW NO LADY, WHY YOU DO DAT TO MEHHHHHHHHHHHH. So I ate one and it was a bittersweet moment.

I spent a portion of tonight at the art exhibit at school. That was nice :) I wish I wasn't so full so I could eat the quiches there :)

Oh no youtube vids cos I'm capped :(

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Mew Noon

I ni bara!

Love me

Art exhibit set up was not pretty :) I spent three hours pinning up pictures. But after this the girls and I has some lunch and then I went with Fi and Julie to have some Edward and Jacob for desert. Sick of hearing about New Moon? Well today was the first time I've seen it but despite not being an avid fan, I still enjoyed it :) Bella probably made the movie with her fabulous acting skills :| Julie and I then tried on maxi dresses that made me look more mini than I already am.

This is only a short blog so forgive me :)

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

B to the F to the G

URUBADA!

Really shit nail polish. Excuse my English.

I woke up a little later then I had intended and missed out on a trip to the gym so I continued with my schedule and made my way to school to hand in some stuff. I picked up Thidge after her horrific experience of year 10 exams ==" (SENSE THE SARCASM? EH? AYE? EH?) This made us a little late and left Fi fuming on my front doorstep like a bag of poo (with Jila).

A little later Zabozie joined us and we had discussions on the topic of depressing people making you depressed, friends who shouldn't be your friend but you love them too much to part and surprise surprise we made a pact (We need to make a list of them before we start breaking them). This pact made us realize our incapability to link pinky fingers for longer than two minutes.

After alot of orange juice and chips we departed with a lot less weight on our shoulders but a lot more weight on our tummies, as we do after most BFG meetings. I also went into a deep slumber.

For all you out there who don't have a group that you can lean on - get one ASAP.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

On the tube with Jo

21 accents - second attempt - part 1(watch part one as well shes brilliant :D ) <-- HAHAH DOUBLE CHIN EMOTICON

The Invention of Lying - Official Trailer [HD]Can't wait to watch this :)

TI Rihanna Live Your Life Take A Bow (PARODY)All they had to do was say retard and i was in stitches

SCHOOLS OUT FOR EVER (2009)

Nahardansonia xeyir!

Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, take out your wine glasses. Joanne got out of year 11 in one piece with minor cuts and bruises. Friday was my last day of exams which was BRILLIANT. The Furious five went to watch 2012 and to be honest, we weren't really impressed :| But overall it gets maybe.. a two and half according to Joanne, with her huge movie going experience.

Today was extremely productive if I may say so myself. I went to the gym and went for an hours drive which might I add an extremely terrifying experience. Until this morning I had only driven at a maximum speed of 70 km/h but dad took me the wrong route and we ended up on a freeway. That's right I was forced to hit the accelerator and climb to 100. I may very well have left a little present on the driver's seat.

I then made my way to the filo fiesta which was a very humbling and at the same time extremely confusing when ordering food. But nonetheless its always a great event :)
Kim Fi Joana Julie and I then ajourned to Fraus for dinner, celebrating the end of school and having a last girls day before Kim goes to Vietnam for a few weeks :)

As you know its been pissing cats and dogs so the journey home wasn't a pretty one. I was really frightened on my own but you know THINGS HAVE TO BE DONE.

I just wanna apologise to Andrew for not being able to make his party. It was just a really hectic journey back from the city :(

Vids to watch out for:
IYAZ - Replay Cover (JRA, AJ Rafael, Andrew Garcia)Blood

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

MMM watcha say.

Sekoli!

These are the faces of three girls who have completed
a years worth of bible bashing.

Yes my friends. My year twelve subject is OVAHHHHHH and done with. It was absolutely terrible. My mind was cloudy like a bitch but some Powerade fixed that :D

I'm sorry to my readers (old sweaty man sitting in his old sweat). I haven't blogged for yonks and yes that's terrible of me but you know, the Gospel of John got the better of me.

After these exams I will be so unbelievably happy my pearly white will BLIND YOUUUU. Even though its been exam time I've found the time to hit the Tube and here are some of the vids I've been kept in my tabs for hours upon hours.

Hope you enjoy! (Sorry there isn't much for my to say because I've hit the books hard lately haha)

Shayneorok - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLqn4F01ClE, also watch his cover of Fireflies its really adorable.

danyICG - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hMxSHpEifA, the song has murdered Imogen Heap's original BUT Danny does a great catchy cover - I'm open to all genres!

And if you haven't seen this yes, please watch, please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rm4SazjKsQ

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

I'm tired of trying, your teasing ain't enough.

Betty Warren: She looks happy. So, what does it matter?
Mrs. Warren: Don't wash your dirty laundry in public.

Yeah I'll explain that later.

So exams are nearing and I don't have time for anything it seems. But I wanted to blog today because it was slightly more eventful in comparison to the dismal routine of - wake up, school, transport, homework, dinner, sleep, wake up....and the vicious cycle continues.

I think I'm getting a pimple SURPRISE SURPRISE.

Its stinkin' hot and I just received my Swine influenza vaccine. I'm still waiting for the urge to walk backwards. Well for all those shivering in their boots, it was the least painful injection I've encountered.

Okay, time to get to the nitty gritty. This blog probably reaches a maximum of three people but still haha. I made the realisation today, surprisingly with the aid of a few tears, that there will be people in your life who have forgotten you, so quickly that you didn't even see it coming. Its one of those times where the situation has accumulated to a point that it seems like a big deal to you, but not to them. But on the upside, it makes the contrast between your real friends and your 'shit friends' that much clearer.

Okay I think I've gotten too fired up, my needle mark hurts. I'm sorry, my blogs aren't usually angsty but to be quite frank, its time I stopped being the damn push-over I've always been. Okay I'm acting tough, I'm not that angsty, but I'm damn frustrated.

I was at least cheered up when the Connex people called to say they found Zab's lost bag :) So all's well for now. I'm off to do ...drum roll please....HOMEWORK.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

Mario Kart Love Song

AW NI DOGO!

I know ya want meh.
You know I want chyah.

Ears for: 'Mario Kart Love Song' - Sam Hart

Bruthas, today has been the epitome of my procrastinating days. I promise after this blog I'll get going. So yesterday I spent a good day at the State Library, and I actually completed an essay! Aren't you proud!!! The other hours were spent whoring with Fi as everyone does while at state (as above).
It was really a good experience! I never go to State to study but you get socializing and homework done all in one go :)

Lee and Duy also joined us for a bit and we made some new friends whose names we neglected to get :) So they ...technically aren't our friends anymore. But I do know they don't like Maths and can't complete the square. And look! Lee gave me his old Bio book - TOTALLY GOING TO TREASURE THIS.

LOL CHECK OUT MY FLY AWAYS!
I look like a vulture.

As you know Saturday was Halloween which we spent at Jess' house. Our movie marathon was short lived because we were pussies. The original Exorcist and Shutter were on the list but after being scarred for like Shutter was cut short and replaced with Mean Girls :) I still can't sleep.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

I scream. You scream. WE ALL FUCKEN SCREAM FOR ICE-CREAM.

HOLA!

(probably used this one already but it seemed appropriate today)

Fellas and birds! As you know summer is fast approaching and I have been trying new outspoken/undiscovered ways to consume/jazz up ice-cream :) The ice-cream I've been working with is Coles' Strawberries and Cream (extra Creamy) for the purpose of this blog but you may use whichever you choose. This method will give you a more textured ice-cream which is a little more enjoyable than the usual 'licky licky on a cone' (also an outlet of boredom).

STEP ONE

Find a snazzy ice-cream glass.
Here I have chosen a stubby one.

STEP DOS

Place two to three ice cubes into the glass.
( Ratio depends on size of glass : size of cube,
the more cubes the icier)

STEP C

Select your ice-cream of choice.
Be sure that it does not force you to
become cross eyed.

STEP IV


Remove a generous amount from
packaging and prepare to transfer.

STEP 5

Concentrate expelling water vapour on
the spoon via exhaling.

STEP PICK UP STICKS

Act like you're four.

STEP 3+4


Consume without offering to others.
You should find crunchy little ice balls
that have formed :)

Other than this worthy discovery I made today, I spent three free periods doing homework and basking in the sweet sweet sun.
I also discovered that my labours at the gym have taken its toll on my body. I know have man calves and squeezable biceps. Yummy. There goes my womanhood.
Oh and I actually took the time to turn on the hair dryer and use a brush!

Keeping you posted - Joanne in the sunshine (L)

Womack!

Hââ-pô!

No, no way! I love school!
Ears for: "Footsteps on the dancefloor" - Womack & Womack

Well howdy boys and girls. I've managed to finally become the school captain, properly this time. I got my sash and everything the other day. Me putting it on the right and wrong way multiple times wasn't a pretty sight but what can you do when you're unco like me. Evidence of that will be up shortly.

Today was once again a beautiful day. I'm not 100% sure that I got a tan but I'd like to think the sun gave me a healthy glow.

You know whats good? Yogurt and ice cream. They're from the same sweet sweet family but you put them together and BAM you have one sexual family reunion.

Does anyone agree that English is terribly tedious at times? The subject I mean, not the language, by God the language is anything BUT tedious. But yes, I gets me cheesed off at times.

Speaking of cheese, Isabel and I spent the afternoon asking each other hypothetical questions relating to the lengths we'd go not to do our Text and Traditions and Chemistry exams. Such a quiz included questions such as:

JO: "Would you rather eat your pinky toe, or do the Chem exam?"
ISABEL: "Okay you went too far. No. NO. NO. no. No. Nooo."
JO: "Just consider it"
ASIAN MAN AT BUSSTOP IN FOOTSCRAZY : " :|"

I'm so sick.

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSexuality

ARRU!


Dream a little dream for me.

Hey guys - before I get crackin' about my freaky dream I just wanna say THANKS to Ana, Lauren, Viv and Ezra for making soiree the best with their gorgeous voices. I had so much fun in our like two practices haha.

This week was bloody chaotic with assesments comin' outta my rear. Subject after subject BLEH. I even intentionally hurried home to do homework! But I didn't abandon beloved Facebook oh no.

Okay so last night I had this feral dream. I don't usually remember dreams and if I ever do, I don't dwell on them as intensely as I am right now. So I went to bed at the reasonable time of 11.30 and ofcourse progressed into the multiple stages of sleep. My dream started out with a my friend Anne crouching down at a "dead" snake. She was obviously the culprit with a bat sitting at her side. So I went up to it with the assumption that it was killed for consumption. I pulled a massive butcher's knife out of my black bag and took the snake to my sunroom where I butchered the yellow and black creature into three pieces. And get this, THE PIECES KEPT WRIGGLING. I must have put one of them in my mouth (but I really don't recall it) because later I realised i was chewing on something very very chewing. I spat it out and it was the raw snake which then wriggled off! I felt as if some of it was still stuck in my mouth so I put my hand in my mouth and pulled on what I thought was stuck in my throat. However in doing this, I realised what I was tugging on was my very own tongue which was numb with poison. I walked to the bathroom and looked at my swollen tongue before waking up feeling repulsed.

DOUBLE U TEE HAYTCH RIGHT!?!

I was so scared I looked up some interpretations on the net, some were utter bullshat anyway. I'm not usually afraid of snakes but this was really really bizarre. This interpretation seemed to fit my description the most accurately -

To dream that you are eating a live snake, indicates that u r looking for intimacy or sexual fulfillment. Your life is lacking sensuality & passion. If u vomit or throw up the snake, then it may mean that you are overcompensating for something that is lacking in ur life. You may be rushing into something.

But the description maybe just as bizarre as the dream. Hey man I get all the lovin' I need ;D I'M KIDDING (especially if my sister is reading)

Okay so perhaps I can twist the description to suit my current issues in more ways then one - if all the jazz about sexuality is taken out maybe it would make a little more sense. Mmmm yes I suppose this little passage's predictions are a little more accurate then I'd had hoped.

Dead Fred's bed is red.

Ahlen!

You'll wear those shoes and I'll wear that dress.
Actually they're my shoes so piss off.

So I may have made the recent realization that I love red shoes. They seem to draw attention away from me, something I must have taken into account subconsciously when I purshased them all.

I just came back from K-Mart with a chocolate and a new art folio. Perhaps the most recreational action of my week.

I think if I can get through this week without breaking down (again hahaabahahahahhahahah) then I will buy myself a ... massage....or something.

Oh and congratulations to the 2010 Leadership team that has now just been completed :)

Vice College Captain - Therese Schembri (prodigy child)
House Cup Captain - Mollie Coffey (who can manage to look amazing in our dodgy sports uniform)
Sports Captain - Jasmine Mikovic (cute moving Forges advertisement)
Performing Arts - Anne Lam (my trusty sidekick Lefou)
Liturgy Captain - Cherleen Dejesus (JC's long lost sister)
Social Justice - Linh Huynh (funnest to have Seeds OJ sleep overs with)
Student Action - Frances Gu (the bestest and most evil chocolate seller)

HELLOOOOOO TWENTY TEN TEAM :)

Keeping you posted - Joanne (L)