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ARRU!


Dream a little dream for me.

Hey guys - before I get crackin' about my freaky dream I just wanna say THANKS to Ana, Lauren, Viv and Ezra for making soiree the best with their gorgeous voices. I had so much fun in our like two practices haha.

This week was bloody chaotic with assesments comin' outta my rear. Subject after subject BLEH. I even intentionally hurried home to do homework! But I didn't abandon beloved Facebook oh no.

Okay so last night I had this feral dream. I don't usually remember dreams and if I ever do, I don't dwell on them as intensely as I am right now. So I went to bed at the reasonable time of 11.30 and ofcourse progressed into the multiple stages of sleep. My dream started out with a my friend Anne crouching down at a "dead" snake. She was obviously the culprit with a bat sitting at her side. So I went up to it with the assumption that it was killed for consumption. I pulled a massive butcher's knife out of my black bag and took the snake to my sunroom where I butchered the yellow and black creature into three pieces. And get this, THE PIECES KEPT WRIGGLING. I must have put one of them in my mouth (but I really don't recall it) because later I realised i was chewing on something very very chewing. I spat it out and it was the raw snake which then wriggled off! I felt as if some of it was still stuck in my mouth so I put my hand in my mouth and pulled on what I thought was stuck in my throat. However in doing this, I realised what I was tugging on was my very own tongue which was numb with poison. I walked to the bathroom and looked at my swollen tongue before waking up feeling repulsed.

DOUBLE U TEE HAYTCH RIGHT!?!

I was so scared I looked up some interpretations on the net, some were utter bullshat anyway. I'm not usually afraid of snakes but this was really really bizarre. This interpretation seemed to fit my description the most accurately -

To dream that you are eating a live snake, indicates that u r looking for intimacy or sexual fulfillment. Your life is lacking sensuality & passion. If u vomit or throw up the snake, then it may mean that you are overcompensating for something that is lacking in ur life. You may be rushing into something.

But the description maybe just as bizarre as the dream. Hey man I get all the lovin' I need ;D I'M KIDDING (especially if my sister is reading)

Okay so perhaps I can twist the description to suit my current issues in more ways then one - if all the jazz about sexuality is taken out maybe it would make a little more sense. Mmmm yes I suppose this little passage's predictions are a little more accurate then I'd had hoped.